bonefield:

I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

  • hug
  • go on walks while holding hands
  • smile
  • kiss
  • cuddle
  • have cute little dates
  • have movie nights
  • take adorable pictures
  • go new places
  • try new things
  • fall in love
  • brutally fuck you
  • look at the stars
  • do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
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lohrien:

Illustrations by Daria Dzyuba

radhauswife:

This is amazing.

agiantcookiee:

aslytherinsuperwholockian:

inimicaldolly:

generalivan:

princeaspartame:

eerieeriquitecontreeri:

dinosaursmooching:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

hiphopfightssnacks:

wait what i don’t get it

Lol it’s funny because fat people are always hungry which is why they’re fat lololol

I actually hate her

are you fucking kidding me

beginning to dislike her more and more

she is kind of rounded out herself so where does she even get the right??

but wow what a bitch

And here we have another case of Tumblr being brain dead retarded.

This fine man who had a fat joke made at his expense is Zach Galifianakis. Zach is an actor known for his comedic roles in movies such as the “Hangover” and is also known for his stand-up.

Zach has a comedy show called “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” a show where he interviews well known celebrities and “Maintains an awkward and often antagonistic demeanor with his guests, asking them bizarre and inappropriate questions mixed with off-handed non sequiturs on a set that intentionally resembles a low-budget amateur production fit for public-access television.”

So you see Tumblr, Jennifer Lawrence wasn’t actually being a bitch. She was ACTING like a bitch for the sake of comedy which Mr. Galifianakis himself was fully aware of because he wrote the script, thus making fun of himself.

I know the majority of you are fat as hell because you lack the discipline to actually change your lifestyle by cutting out fast food and sugary drinks but you need to learn that in comedy everything is fair game.

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Tumblr gettin’ schooled always has a place on my blog. 

and once again people don’t know the context but spew an opinion anyways. -_-

Thank you!

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d3pressed-but-well-dressed:

sad blog for sad teens

Yes. Hello. Does this skin make me look fat?

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thefrogman:

Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal by Ryan McHenry [website | twitter]

[video] [h/t: tastefullyoffensive]

poweredbyawesome:

“The Fault in our Death Stars”

So I had this idea ages ago, but I never really got started on it.
Earlier this month, I finally did and it turned out great! :D
So I’m saving this graphic for May 4th, but now I find out #thefaultinourdeathstars is already a thing?!?

Oh well. I guess there’s little point in keeping it from you, then…

Anyway, I was on a roll, so this also happened:

sassypepperpotts:

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we-love-wonderland:

Dreamself Alice
By rosebud1903

we-love-wonderland:

Dreamself Alice

By rosebud1903